Hardcore Band Fires Their Vocalist For The Most Insane, Unhinged Behavior

People get fired from bands all the time due to creative differences, interpersonal relationships, and occasionally some iffy behavior. But holy shit Llorona vocalist Diego has just taken first place in the “iffy behavior” category.

In a statement published to their Instagram account, Llorona said they fired Diego because he was cutting one of the band members’ pre-workout supplements with estrogen. Why? So that member would look less manly to their partner and then Diego could swoop in and steal them. Y’know, as perfectly sane people do all the time. Regular shit.

Read Llorona‘s full statement below and try not to have your jaw hit the floor too hard.

“We have decided to part ways with our vocalist Diego due to admission of very disturbing and concerning behavior towards one of our band members and their partner,” wrote Llorona. “He has admitted to being obsessed with said partner, and has been attempting to sabotage their relationship by cutting pre workout he frequently gifts from his job with high amounts of estrogen in them.

“He has been attempting to force a transition onto him for the last 5 months, in hopes that would give him the opportunity to ‘swoop in’ once he looked stronger and more manly in comparison. (Stupid cave man mindset that makes zero sense) This tampering has caused confusion and thousands of dollars in medical bills the past months trying to figure out whats wrong.

“We would not know any of this unless Diego had gotten way too intoxicated and ousted himself, and then stated an admission to all of this via text. There are many more disgusting details that have been left out for the sake of privacy and general censorship.”

The band member also detailed their horrific experience, saying: “As for Diego‘s response, it cannot be further from the truth on the supplement side of things. The only sealed products he would provide were proteins, but the other products were always unsealed because they were tossed at his job if they couldn’t sell it hence why it was free.

“He also has easy access to steroids and hormones because of his gym practices. I am going to be seeing an endocrinologist over the next few months to track my hormonal fluctuations to see if my estrogen levels are extremely heightened and go back to normal over time. I have had physical changes from the hormones besides stomach ulcers, weight loss, and muscle fatigue that I will not get into, as well as notable mental changes.

“I will also be getting the last batch of pre workout he gave me tested for estrogen, I have about 2-3 full cups of it left. He will not pass off what he admitted to as a joke or confusion even in his state of drunkenness. What he did is disgusting and has had an immense negative effect on my life.”