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Brace yourselves for a fall of debauchery and intergalactic mayhem as Gwar embarks on The Stoned Age Tour this October in support of their most recent album The New Dark Ages.
The tour will feature support from black metal royalty Dark Funeral and hardcore noise machine Squid Pisser , along with Cancer Bats picking up select dates.
Gwar vocalist Blóthar the Berserker perfectly summed up the tour’s theme with this cryptic quote: “Get ready to mumble!!! On this tour we will CHRONIC-le the embarrassing loser takes all choice between a neurodivergent fascist and a desiccated mummy to be the leader of the free world. What could possibly go wrong?”
Gwar also have planned several The Age of Entitlement tour dates with Brujeria, Brat, and Cancer Christ for this September. Check out the full itinerary below, and get your tickets here.
w/ Brujeria, Brat & Cancer Christ
9/12 Buffalo, NY Town Ballroom
9/13 Cincinnati, OH Bogarts
9/14 Indianapolis, IN The Vogue
9/16 Pittsburgh, PA Mr. Smalls
9/17 St. Louis, MO The Pageant
9/18 Little Rock, AR The Hall
9/20 Fayetteville, AR JJ’s Live
w/ Dark Funeral, Squid Pisser (* Cancer Bats replace Dark Funeral)
10/17 – Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
10/18 – Tempe/Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee Theater
10/19 – Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues
10/20 – San Francisco, CA @ Regency Ballroom
10/22 – Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo
10/23 – Boise, ID @ Revolution Concert House
10/24 – Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
10/26 – Salt Lake City, UT @ The Depot
10/27 – Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall
10/29 – Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon Theatre
10/30 – Minneapolis, MN @ Skyway Theatre
10/31 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
11/01 – Cleveland, OH @ The Agora
11/02 – Albany, NY @ Empire Live
11/03 – Hampton Beach, NH @ Wally’s
11/05 – Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club
11/06 – New York, NY @ Brooklyn Steel
11/08 – Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall*
11/09 – Richmond, VA @ The National*
11/10 – Raleigh, NC @ The Ritz*
11/11 – Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel*
11/13 – Orlando, FL @ The Beacham
11/15 – Dallas, TX @ The Studio at The Factory
11/16 – San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center
11/17 – Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
11/19 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
11/20 – Nashville, TN @ Brooklyn Bowl
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