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Jason Kelce and Travis Kelce, professional football players and Taylor Swift-associated headline makers, own a beer company called Garage Beer based out of Columbus, OH. And what better way to push that company than with a joke about fellow Ohioans and purveyors of vile death metal, Sanguisugabogg? Seriously though, who saw this coming?
The post was very clearly a Sanguisugabogg joke as the logo matches up with the band’s illegible splatter, and uses the “It’s pronounced Sanguisugabogg” joke right there in the caption… and they tagged the band. Hell yeah. Now all we need is either a Sanguisugabogg show with the Kelce brothers or a Sanguisugabogg and Taylor Swift show. We’ll take either, honestly.
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