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Brace yourselves for a fall of debauchery and intergalactic mayhem as Gwar<\/a><\/strong> embarks on The Stoned Age Tour this October in support of their most recent album The\u00a0New Dark Ages.<\/em><\/p>\n The tour will feature support from black metal royalty\u00a0Dark Funeral<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0and hardcore noise machine\u00a0Squid Pisser<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0, along with\u00a0Cancer Bats<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0picking up select dates.<\/p>\n Gwar<\/a><\/strong> vocalist Bl\u00f3thar the Berserker<\/strong> perfectly summed up the tour’s theme with this cryptic quote: “Get ready to mumble!!! On this tour we will CHRONIC-le the embarrassing loser takes all choice between a neurodivergent fascist and a desiccated mummy to be the leader of the free world. What could possibly go wrong?”<\/em><\/p>\n Gwar<\/a><\/strong><\/strong> also have planned several The Age of Entitlement tour dates with Brujeria<\/a><\/strong>,\u00a0Brat<\/a><\/strong>, and\u00a0Cancer Christ<\/a><\/strong> for this September. Check out the full itinerary below, and get your tickets here<\/a>.<\/p>\n w\/\u00a0Brujeria<\/a><\/strong>,\u00a0Brat<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0&\u00a0Cancer Christ<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n 9\/12 Buffalo, NY Town Ballroom w\/ Dark Funeral<\/a><\/strong>, Squid Pisser<\/a><\/strong><\/strong> (* Cancer Bats<\/a><\/strong> <\/strong>replace Dark Funeral<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>)<\/p>\n 10\/17 \u2013 Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
9\/13 Cincinnati, OH Bogarts
9\/14 Indianapolis, IN The Vogue
9\/16 Pittsburgh, PA Mr. Smalls
9\/17 St. Louis, MO The Pageant
9\/18 Little Rock, AR The Hall
9\/20 Fayetteville, AR JJ\u2019s Live<\/p>\n
10\/18 \u2013 Tempe\/Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee Theater
10\/19 \u2013 Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues
10\/20 \u2013 San Francisco, CA @ Regency Ballroom
10\/22 \u2013 Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo
10\/23 \u2013 Boise, ID @ Revolution Concert House
10\/24 \u2013 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
10\/26 \u2013 Salt Lake City, UT @ The Depot
10\/27 \u2013 Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall
10\/29 \u2013 Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon Theatre
10\/30 \u2013 Minneapolis, MN @ Skyway Theatre
10\/31 \u2013 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
11\/01 \u2013 Cleveland, OH @ The Agora
11\/02 \u2013 Albany, NY @ Empire Live
11\/03 \u2013 Hampton Beach, NH @ Wally’s
11\/05 \u2013 Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club
11\/06 \u2013 New York, NY @ Brooklyn Steel
11\/08 \u2013 Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall*
11\/09 \u2013 Richmond, VA @ The National*
11\/10 \u2013 Raleigh, NC @ The Ritz*
11\/11 \u2013 Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel*
11\/13 \u2013 Orlando, FL @ The Beacham
11\/15 \u2013 Dallas, TX @ The Studio at The Factory
11\/16 \u2013 San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center
11\/17 \u2013 Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
11\/19 \u2013 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
11\/20 \u2013 Nashville, TN @ Brooklyn Bowl\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n