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The AV Club is bringing back their Undercover Series after a seven year hiatus and they’ve recruited Gwar<\/a><\/strong> to kick things off! Gwar<\/a><\/strong> is now streaming their own Gwar<\/a><\/strong> -ified version of the Barbie<\/em> movie hit “I’m Just Ken”, complete with some questionable banter prior to the performance. It’s Gwar<\/a><\/strong> !<\/p>\n “I couldn’t think of a better way to bring back AV Undercover than with the band responsible for one of my favorite episodes,” said Paste Media president Josh Jackson<\/strong>. “Gwar<\/a><\/strong> once again knocked it out of the park, completely making a song from the Barbie<\/em> movie all its own.”<\/p>\n “We’ve been fans of Ryan Gosling<\/strong> since the Mickey Mouse Club days, and like most terrifying intergalactic heavy metal superstars, we simply adore musical theater. This just made sense,” said Gwar<\/a><\/strong> vocalist BL0thR the Berserker<\/strong>, who apparently keeps changing the spelling of his own name.<\/p>\n Gwar<\/a><\/strong> has a buncha tour dates coming up where they may or may not play “I’m Just Gwar<\/a><\/strong>“. Check ’em out below and get your tickets right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n w\/ Brujeria<\/a><\/strong>, Brat<\/a> & Cancer Christ<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n 9\/12 Buffalo, NY Town Ballroom w\/ Dark Funeral<\/a> & Squid Pisser<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n 10\/17 Las Vegas, NV House of Blues
9\/13 Cincinnati, OH Bogarts
9\/14 Indianapolis, IN The Vogue
9\/16 Pittsburgh, PA Mr. Smalls
9\/17 St. Louis, MO The Pageant
9\/18 Little Rock, AR The Hall
9\/20 Fayetteville, AR JJ’s Live
9\/21 Des Moines, IA Knotfest (Gwar<\/a><\/strong> only)
9\/22 Chicago, IL Riot Fest (Gwar<\/a><\/strong> only)<\/p>\n
10\/18 Tempe\/Phoenix, AZ Marquee Theater
10\/19 Anaheim, CA House of Blues
10\/20 San Francisco, CA Regency Ballroom
10\/22 Seattle, WA Showbox Sodo
10\/23 Boise, ID Revolution Concert House
10\/24 Portland, OR Roseland Theater
10\/26 Salt Lake City, UT The Depot
10\/27 Denver, CO Summit Music Hall
10\/29 Lincoln, NE The Bourbon Theatre
10\/30 Minneapolis, MN Skyway Theatre
10\/31 Milwaukee, WI The Rave
11\/1 Cleveland, OH The Agora
11\/2 Albany, NY Empire Live
11\/3 Hampton Beach, NH Wally’s
11\/5 Boston, MA Paradise Rock Club
11\/6 New York, NY Brooklyn Steel
11\/8 Philadelphia, PA Franklin Music Hall (+ Cancer Bats<\/a><\/strong>, no Dark Funeral<\/a>)
11\/9 Richmond, VA The National (+ Cancer Bats<\/a><\/strong>, no Dark Funeral<\/a>)
11\/10 Raleigh, NC The Ritz (+ Cancer Bats<\/a><\/strong>, no Dark Funeral<\/a>)
11\/11 Asheville, NC Orange Peel (+ Cancer Bats<\/a><\/strong>, no Dark Funeral<\/a>)
11\/13 Orlando, FL The Beacham
11\/15 Dallas, TX The Studio at The Factory
11\/16 San Antonio, TX Vibes Event Center
11\/17 Houston, TX Warehouse Live
11\/19 Atlanta, GA The Masquerade
11\/20 Nashville, TN Brooklyn Bowl\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n