{"id":228997,"date":"2024-07-18T19:43:22","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T19:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/18\/tools-sober-as-a-vaporwave-song-is-the-perfect-on-hold-music\/"},"modified":"2024-07-18T19:43:22","modified_gmt":"2024-07-18T19:43:22","slug":"tools-sober-as-a-vaporwave-song-is-the-perfect-on-hold-music","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/18\/tools-sober-as-a-vaporwave-song-is-the-perfect-on-hold-music\/","title":{"rendered":"TOOL&#8217;s &#8220;Sober&#8221; As A Vaporwave Song Is The Perfect On Hold Music"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><strong>Andy Rehfeldt<\/strong>&#8216;s vaporwave version of <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/metalinjection.net\/tag\/tool\">Tool<\/a><\/strong>&#8216;s 1993 track &#8220;Sober&#8221; should be played every single time you&#8217;re on hold on the phone from here on our. <\/p>\n<p>Picture it \u2013 the sound quality is awful, everything is crunchy, and <strong>Maynard James Keenan<\/strong> is telling you all about Jesus and his fucking whistle as you approach the second hour of standing around waiting. What&#8217;s not to love?\n\t\t\t<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"zox-post-body left zoxrel zox100\">\n<h5>Want More Metal? Subscribe To Our Daily Newsletter<\/h5>\n<p>Enter your information below to get a daily update with all of our headlines and receive The Orchard Metal newsletter.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/metalinjection.net\/video\/tools-sober-as-a-vaporwave-song-is-the-perfect-on-hold-music\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andy Rehfeldt&#8216;s vaporwave version of Tool&#8216;s 1993 track &#8220;Sober&#8221; should be played every single time you&#8217;re on hold on the phone from here on our.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":228998,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228997\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/228998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newhampshiredigitalnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}