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Protest The Hero<\/a><\/strong> is hitting the road this May across their home province of Ontario. So all the band’s Canadian fans should be stoked, and the American ones might wanna go renew their passports. Get the tickets here<\/a>.<\/p>\n 5\/23 Tillsonburg, ON The Mill Protest The Hero<\/a><\/strong> was also working on a new record in 2023, which we’ll hopefully hear more about soon. Protest The Hero<\/a><\/strong> was in pre-production mode earlier last year, demoing at least eight new songs for the follow-up to their 2020 album Palimpsest<\/em>.<\/p>\n “What the fuck do you know about prepro? Alls I know is Truke<\/strong> and Crime Spree<\/strong> are rippin riffs so fat they can’t stand up straight. What I mean is these riffs are making them so horny they got blue balls, and their balls are so blue they got tummy aches. So they’re both just hunched over in front of a computer working hard. Like hard hard.<\/p>\n “You were hoping we were gonna throw in the towel? No fuckin’ way bud, we need that towel for drying off after demoing these sexy riffs. Ya, we get our butts wet on riffs, what’s it to you? Anyway, don’t tell anyone.<\/p>\n “Here’s some more relevant information from Truke<\/strong>:<\/p>\n “‘Began the long journey of demoing new tunes this week! This journey almost always begins with absolutely punishing @climft in the engineer’s seat. No idea what this release will look like in the end, but we got 8 songs in the bag and work continues\u2026'”<\/p>\n
5\/24 Waterloo, ON Maxwell\u2019s
5\/25 St. Catharines ON No Man\u2019s Land
5\/30 Oshawa, ON Bondst Event Centre
5\/31 Ottawa, ON Bronson Centere
6\/1 Kingston, ON The Ale House<\/p>\n