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7-Eleven has made actual hot dog flavored water a reality and Limp Bizkit<\/a><\/strong> is nowhere in sight.<\/p>\n Yes, 7-Eleven somehow missed out on prime n\u00fc-metal revival marketing by teaming up with Limp Bizkit<\/a><\/strong> to name their new Big Bite Hot Dog drink after the band’s 2000 record Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water<\/em>. No use of “My Generation”, “My Way”, “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” \u2013 nothing.<\/p>\n So what does the Big Bite Hot Dog drink taste like? Allow 7-Eleven to explain.<\/p>\n “The Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water combines the delicious and mouthwatering experience of 7-Eleven\u2019s iconic Big Bite Hot Dog into one refreshing beverage \u2013 ketchup and mustard included. Gone are the days of alternating bites of a hot dog with sips of a beverage, now those on the go can swap the bun for bubbles.”<\/p>\n Yeah, I think we’ll stick to listening Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water<\/em> over drinking actual hot dog water. Some of the comments on the 7-Eleven Instagram post for the drink are great, too. Highlights include:<\/p>\n In all seriousness though, let’s take a look at the line midway through the press release: “More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1.” It’s clearly a goof, and a good one at that!<\/p>\n\n